Five phrases you only hear at festivals

Spending time at festivals opens up a whole other world of fun, silliness, playful behaviour and all-out raving. They are hubs for social cohesion and creativity. Hanging out with your mates for a few days usually results in new catchphrases and running jokes.
But, the more time you spend at festivals, the more you’ll realise that there are some phrases that are common to pretty much every experience. Time and time again you’ll hear them. In fact, any regular festivalgoer will recognise these five…

“WHERE ARE YOU?”
Typically sent as a text message (if there’s even any signal), this is perhaps the most common of all festival phrases. In fact, if you’ve never sent a text message saying, “Where are you?” at a festival, you’ve probably never been to one.

“MEET AT [INSERT NAME] STAGE, FRONT LEFT”
This is employed when your crew decides to split up, but wants to reconvene for a specific act. OR, it can also be utilised as a fallback in case someone gets lost. Front left, well… goes without saying that is THE spot. Always.

“WHERE’S OUR TENT AGAIN?”
Especially common, but not exclusive, to the first night – you’re bound to forget where your tent is, among the thousands of others. This turns a fuzzy walk home in the early hours into an hours-long hunt for a needle in a haystack.

“WHO DID YOU SEE LAST NIGHT?”
Paired with “Who do you want to see today?”, this is usually rolled out when meeting new people. The crew in the tents next to yours, the people you meet over breakfast or maybe at the bar before another full day of antics.

“THE QUEUE FOR THE SHOWERS IS MASSIVE”
If you even bother to shower, you’re going to be in for a hell of a long wait. No matter what time you manage to wake up in the morning, you’ll be met with at least a hundred other bedraggled ravers waiting to revive their battle-scarred bodies for the day ahead.

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